This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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