when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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