Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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