im drinking this country out of the recession.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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