Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I can't turn off my feet"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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