I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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