ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
only if we run a train.
done.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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