guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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