i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this beer tastes like vomit already
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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