i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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