i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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