The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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