we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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