I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
did i walk over a car last night?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
