Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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