he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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