we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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