So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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