school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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