Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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