Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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