The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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