Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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