The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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