It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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