Got a toothbrush?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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