at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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