"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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