I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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