got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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