You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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