So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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