Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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