Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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