I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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