lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I AM VODKA MAN
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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