He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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