i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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