I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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