We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
where am i from again
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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