As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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