Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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