we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I had to cum in my sink.
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