My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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