The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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