$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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