Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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