puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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