just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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