We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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