Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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