none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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