I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize